February 2011
31 posts
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“Could you imagine blowing a guy for a half hour for sold out concert tickets and...”
– Aziz Ansari (So jealous Sam and Jenn are there right now!)
Feb 1st
January 2011
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“Girls like tall guys, which is frustrating. You never hear a girl go like...”
– Nick Swardson
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
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Why I should have a girlfriend.
I should have a girlfriend right now… Don’t worry, this isn’t some depressed, self loathing entry where I vent about how lonely I am and how women all suck for not wanting me. Nor is it a boastful entry where I talk about how amazing I would be as a boyfriend and how the ladies are missing out. No. I’m saying that if you look at my current living situation from a purely...
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 14th
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Dear Orlando
Dear Orlando, Thank you for being one of the most amazing trips of my life! Things could not have worked out any better in my imagination. The parks were amazing, especially finally seeing the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. The details were incredible and I really felt like I was there. Thank you to whoever was in charge of putting together the area because they did an amazing job. But...
Jan 12th