Hello, my name is Mark. I play gentlemen's games.

One day I’m gonna use this as a pick up line on a girl,...

Thu, 31 May 2012 12:37:54 -0400

One day I’m gonna use this as a pick up line on a girl, and if she gets where it’s from, I’ll marry her.

(Seriously though, if I was Harry, I’d think Cedric was telling me to meet him in the bathroom to hook up or something. Look at how he creepily leans into Harry in the last gif. No wonder Harry put off going to the bathroom with the egg for so long).

coolguyhat: The deadliest hair ever It took me so long to...

Thu, 31 May 2012 00:08:09 -0400

coolguyhat:

The deadliest hair ever

It took me so long to notice that this was pointing out that she only hit him with her hair. I was looking elsewhere…

Awesome people hanging out together.

Wed, 30 May 2012 21:06:11 -0400

Awesome people hanging out together.

pigwid: Ron Weasley meme / Something you wish they hadn’t left...

Wed, 30 May 2012 19:15:31 -0400

pigwid:

Ron Weasley meme / Something you wish they hadn’t left out in the movies:

“Don’t let Ron see what’s on those Slytherin’s badges,” she whispered urgently.
Harry looked questioningly at her, but she shook her head warningly; Ron had just ambled over to them, looking lost and desparate.

“Good luck, Ron,” said Hermione, standing on tiptoe and kissing him on the cheek. ”And you, Harry —”

Ron seemed to come to himself slightly as they walked back across the Great Hall. He touched the spot on his face where Hermione had kissed him, looking puzzled, as though he was not quite sure what had just happened.

Man I wish this scene made the movies. I just wish Quidditch had made it into OoTP at all, really.

Awesome using Jeremy Renner in SWAT as a young Hawkeye.

Wed, 30 May 2012 17:27:24 -0400

Awesome using Jeremy Renner in SWAT as a young Hawkeye.

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Wed, 30 May 2012 15:40:20 -0400

celebritycloseup: hayden panettiere

Wed, 30 May 2012 13:43:09 -0400

celebritycloseup:

hayden panettiere

the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:

Wed, 30 May 2012 10:38:36 -0400

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:

RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

Read More

The most useful thing you will ever read.

meganruth: whudduplex: same yes

Wed, 30 May 2012 01:18:54 -0400

meganruth:

whudduplex:

same

yes

i can’t even imagine how tumblr will react if garrett hedlund is actually cast as finnick. has...

Wed, 30 May 2012 00:01:48 -0400

i can’t even imagine how tumblr will react if garrett hedlund is actually cast as finnick. has tumblr ever been that accurate with the casting of a major character in a series? the servers will definitely crash the night that becomes official.

The Avengers get a Hangover

Tue, 29 May 2012 21:10:24 -0400

The Avengers get a Hangover

“i can do a really good scared face” (x)

Tue, 29 May 2012 19:20:02 -0400

“i can do a really good scared face” (x)

New picture of The Bling Ring cast.

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:43:47 -0400

New picture of The Bling Ring cast.

pandapandorica: Oh Steve, you are such a Hufflepuff. A sweet,...

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:22:41 -0400

pandapandorica:

Oh Steve, you are such a Hufflepuff. A sweet, kind Hufflepuff.

californialuv84: sandwah: guys i legitimately just cried THIS...

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:17:00 -0400

californialuv84:

sandwah:

guys i legitimately just cried THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASJDKFH;fkdhjsdfkjh im completely serioius im sobbing

i’m a heartless bitch when it comes to this shit but omg my hysterical creyssss

I dunno what’s going on today with the cute proposal vids, but this one just blows my mind. I’m actually a little confused how they timed it if only she could hear the music. I guess they had to have it playing somewhere too. But whatever, so sweet.

It’s cute how shocked she is as more and more people keep coming. And I loved when they had the people who I’m guessing couldn’t be there dancing on the laptops too. Clever stuff.

Yeah, I need to start watching this show. Hot damn, Rachel.

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:36:37 -0400

Yeah, I need to start watching this show. Hot damn, Rachel.

champagnetasteslikefall: Hahahahaha What’s even...

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:21:00 -0400

champagnetasteslikefall:

Hahahahaha

What’s even funnier is that if you watch the original video, it’s clear that the joke just completely went over the interviewer’s head. (I think he’s from India, so I feel like he didn’t grasp the tone they were going with). He just goes on to the next questions with barely any reaction. I think that’s the reason Renner is laughing hysterically in the last gif: because it’s so hilariously awkward.

thedailywhat: Marriage Proposal of the Day: Shelby Fetsch...

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:53:00 -0400

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: Shelby Fetsch thought her boyfriend, Spc. William Johanson-Kubin, was still stationed in Afghanistan. So when she threw out the first pitch before the St. Louis Cardinals’ game against the Philadelphia Phillies on Friday night, the last thing she expected was for the catcher to propose…

Don’t miss the video.

[cosbysweaters]

What can I say, I’m a sucker for good marriage proposals.

I guess this one is a Memorial Day….. to remember.

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Tue, 29 May 2012 13:48:55 -0400

stankface: “I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out...

Tue, 29 May 2012 12:53:43 -0400

stankface:

“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

Natasha would be a great Eames

I’d watch this.