Dear Future Wife, Unless you’re a legit little person, I apologize for the fact that you’ll probably never have to stand on your tippy toes to kiss me. Unless you wanna buy me a stepladder.
#dear future wife #damn you internet for keeping me awake late at night as a kid and stunting my growth
Posted 5 months ago with 5 notes
#dear future wife #damn you internet for keeping me awake late at night as a kid and stunting my growth
Dear Future Wife, I have a really bad habit of opening cabinets and not closing them afterwards. My apologies in advance; I hope you can deal with that.
#random thoughts #rambling #dear future wife
Posted 5 months ago
#random thoughts #rambling #dear future wife
Dear future wife,
Please do this. I will love you forever.
Mark.
ps. But please know which ‘you’re’ to use.
Posted 5 months ago with 27 notes
#nerf #wife #dear future wife
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